What do the signs mean when they say “Lets Drink”
Aries- I’m fucking bored and I think this may be the only cure for your shitty personality.
Taurus- I’m just trying to relax here. I earned this. If you try to talk me out of it, I will get mad.
Gemini- You say funny things when you’re drunk. Funny you is my favorite type of you. I might record this.
Cancer- I’m going to trick you into watching House Hunters with me and making fun of the hosts on the Cooking Channel.
Leo- I want to dance….and drinking makes that more acceptable for some reason.
Virgo- I am stressed in this situation and I hope to be more fun when drunk
Libra-I want to drink and I’m hoping by saying it out loud that you’ll be polite and pay for them.
Scorpio- I am insecure about some emotional issue I am currently having. I am using this to shield many feels and to avoid complicated situations.
Sagittarius- I want to drink. I do not care if you want to drink or not, I am going to regardless of your answer.
Capricorn- I want to see how fucking stupid you act while drunk and then laugh about later it when you piss me off
Aquarius- Sometimes being drunk makes me think more clearly, or at least it seems like it at the time. I need to get some shit out of my head.
Pisces- I feel like everyone wants to drink, so I’m going to announce it and hope that I’m right.